Other banned boat names that you would not be able to register are those which are considered to be indecent or obscene. As in years past, hundreds of boat owners submitted their boat names and stories over the past weeks to our annual Boat Names contest. Therefore the boat was named Mona B after her. – Linda F., Fairfield, CT, Buckweiser: Our granddaughter calls her grandfather, “Bucko” and using that name and his favorite beer we came up with the name Buckweiser. – Margaret B.,Westbrook, CT, Mona B: My boyfriend’s mother passed away from cancer. Sybaris represented decadence and the hi-life. – Jeff D., Greenwich Bay. – Fred T., Eden Isle, LA, Shortshank Redemption: My friends taunted me about compensating for my shortcomings when I bought a bigger boat. Boating should be inclusive and racism or being offensive towards other people should never be tolerated at sea – even if you do think it’s a funny name like these ones. – Fred C., Carrabelle, FL. The sales price was around $260,000. Today is National Voter Registration Day! No way I wnat that shit running through my head. I thought " One Time At Band Camp" was maybe in poor taste. this is diving deep into bond-geekdom but I still get a chuckle. RI. Lots of family appeal in that name? There was a Mosquito cat in Aus Called "Dicken Cider" .... apparently the owner managed to convince a few race committees he was sponsored by a brewery. Is this the long term effects from glass work? Sorry, it's not you. Clever boat names for white-collar criminals, Boat name ideas for the recently divorced. – Leila D., Branford, CT, Sybaris: In Greek Mythology the Sybarites played all day. Some even ask for beer! Sometimes all we could mutter out was “TMW” due to fun exhaustion. Those negative, verb-based, adjectives or whatever they are: insatiable, indomitable, inevitable, irrepressible, have gotten way out of hand. We got Lickity Split down here. God’s rewards for surviving parenthood. G.Zeus, people, it ain't fuckin' witty, ok? weird looks from the start boat. Back in the days before mobile telephones, I would hear a boat hailed by VI Radio, "Stop the Wedding." Aftershock? Psycho Betty basically means "all chicks are sort of crazy.". Looking for a name from the Bible for your boat? All of that plus the nautical pun in the chocolate chip cookies seemed like the perfect fit! DMCA actively enforces copyright infringement. Then there was the Farr 37 jointly owned by a visually impaired [blind] sailor and a psychiatrist. See instructions. I also did some research to help out my readers from the UK. Sportboats, drillships........and bow girls. Inconceivable is good and to it I'd add: indigestible, irreparable, and intestinal. – Vicki M., Edenton, NC, One Way Out: My wife and I are big Allman Brothers fans and when Greg Allman passed, we thought it was a great way to pay tribute and as we see it being on the water is the only way out! – Jim A., Dennis, MA, Sea Booty: Sea Booty originated with the help of my bulldog Sea Booty Wag “Jetty.” I traveled to Florida with Jetty and my East Carolina pirate flag... hauled the boat home! There's no need to advertise that you are so far out of ideas you have to name your J/24 "J-Bird" or some such inanity. Our boat is a 420 Sundancer. – Michael C., Seattle, WA. Jul 22, 2016 - Explore Kari Munroe's board "Nauti names" on Pinterest. Made ya look! From the first time I heard it 25+ years ago I promised myself I would name my first boat Row Jimmy. I halve to dissagree, tome notte evan saime ballparke, LB obivous dirtie ply on wordes, LS meenes 'quickeley'. The definition of “bosun” suits both the dog as well as our boat well: "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew." He was a big fan of the comic strip Calvin and Hobbes. A long time ago the Hooper brothers were refused registration for their new FireBall; they wanted to call it "Seducer", but the powers that be decided that was far too racy. My own boat does not leave you singing a hard to forget awful tune but it does probably tell people I am somewhat of an asshole who happens to be old and thinks he can still race.>>, Special thanks to a seat belt company in Germany that manufactures harnesses used by the likes of Nascar, Formula One and Air forces all over the planet. Our Pearson Flyer was named "Pandemonium." Get all the latest election results from across the country, with up-to-the-minute maps and more. Seems like it's the ultimate naming opportunity, save for maybe a spaceship or the next Snuggie-like invention. sailing, building sailing boats, cruising, racing, day sailing. We would know, we have a few in the office. Other seaman decided to comment on how much cash they'd spent on their boat, with one simply called: 'Goin' broke'. You know what they say about a big boat, right? ( the boat not the Escalade) I took great pleasure in sending him to ashop more oriented toward powerboat repair. – Tom L., Rock Hall, MD, Alobar: Alobar is an ancient king in Tom Robbins’ novel “Jitterbug Perfume.” Alobar lived to be 1,000 years old in a quest to find “youthful exuberance and immortality.” – Stephen L., Marblehead, MA, Galene: We name our boats after goddesses. The boat is named REMAIN IN LIGHT. Best boat name ever is "Your Mother". Here she is tied up on a trip to Pilot's Point. The comments below have not been moderated. Makes sense when you think about it!”. Our past and current of the music and our youth in the 70s made it a perfect choice for our boat. Friend of mine wants me to call my boat "Walt aire". – Joe C., Amityville, NY, Phins Up: Anybody familiar with Jimmy Buffet and his music will get this name. “Da vida” is Portuguese for "of life." Can you tell I am ADD? So I am known as “The Bait Killer.” – Vinny P. (location n/a), Da Boat of Us: Capsized on Lake Erie. I had spent 22 years in the Air Force flying the Lockheed C-141 Starlifter and dreamed of one day being on the water, not over it. By Gouvernail, June 28, 2012 in Sailing Anarchy. hbspt.cta._relativeUrls=true;hbspt.cta.load(111954, 'c780a9e9-07ac-4f7c-8460-c1c48cf2097e', {}); Thank you all so much for sharing your stories and photos with us! It had mirror lenses on either side of the transom and the arms went up the side of the boat. My son and I restored it just for the learning experience. I think my Lasers have better names then those... Yachts of Fun and A Yacht of Fun are also names of boats I've worked on.. Its always interesting to see the names of boats that come into the boat yards. Published: 06:25 EST, 10 November 2017 | Updated: 18:53 EST, 10 November 2017. My late friend Sid found the boat in pieces in an LA junkyard. Well, the writers at The Higgs Weldon have put together some funny names that they think would perfectly compliment any boat. – Craig C., Annapolis, MD. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. – Leon D., Newington, NH. A company in Huntsville, Alabama named SCI named their excursion boat the 'SCITanic' - Here's how that worked out. John Kolius once had/sailed a J24 called Cheap Sunglasses with cool graphics. Believe it or not, this is real and was not banned. The font used is the same as Budweiser’s so we get a lot of boaters pointing and laughing. They are getting to the age where it is difficult to go boating. She made it clear that the name had to reflect the both of us. – Gary G., Brick, NJ, RESCUE ME: My husband and I always referred to ourselves as “you & me.” So we named the boat...RESCUE ME. as he fires off lawsuits in Nevada, Georgia, Pennsylvania and Michigan, and his supporters storm counting halls in bid to stop Biden who needs just two more contested states to win, Arizona Secretary of State reveals result won't be announced until Friday because of 450,000 outstanding votes, as Biden's lead shrinks and Trump gets BACK into play, Arizona officials debunk #SharpieGate conspiracy theory claiming the special pens were given to Trump supporters to invalidate their ballots, Democratic Senator Gary Peters hangs on in Michigan - meaning control of Senate could come down to Georgia run-off elections in January, Kathy Griffin re-tweets her controversial Donald Trump severed head photo that got her fired from CNN after the president claimed victory in the election, Biden's Arizona lead narrows to 68,000 votes after new batch of absentee ballots heavily favor Trump, Biden is expected to win in Nevada despite having less than 1% lead over Trump and the final results are not expected until later today, Trump is ahead by 18,000 votes in Georgia but 60,000 are still be counted as officials say result will come by the end of the day, PIERS MORGAN: Nobody's stealing the election Mr President, so stop stoking the fires of civil war, let the votes be counted, and if it turns out you've lost, go gracefully, and put democracy before your bruised ego, Furious Trump called Rupert Murdoch to 'scream at him and demand a retraction' after Fox News called Arizona first for Joe Biden - but media mogul refused to back down, 'Trojan horse of the hard-Left' Kamala Harris could soon be heartbeat away from the biggest job of them all, As Trump cries foul and claims the election was 'stolen' from him, we explain the 'mail-in' voting that's so critical in this election, Nancy on the ropes: Dems plot to oust Pelosi as Speaker after House majority shrunk amid her refusal to do COVID deal as AOC's squad circles the embattled leader, 'Do you think we are fools?' If my next boat has the ability to surf, I am planning on naming it "Surfeit", The word itself means something along the lines of "wretched excess", but it is pronounced like "Surf It", Many will no doubt disagree, but as double meaning names go, I thought this wasn't bad. ©2020 Verizon Media. Don’t break what isn’t broken. I started this thread to bitch about boat names that have dredged up memories of really bad yet catchy tunes that subsequent to seeing those names left me with a totally obnoxious leftover. Put your worry to rest as Buzzle lists out clever and funny boat names. Similarly, if you were to name your boat any of the following, there’s no way you would be allowed to register it: All of those would be considered akin to a name used to solicit assistance and help. My husband is Greek and when we are on the boat we are home no matter where we are. There are a whole lot of Trimarans out there with cringe worthy 'tri' based names. As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. One from my job, “pyro” and one from my activity, the “sea." Honest. Deja Blue: We saw a new 33' Sea Ray Express Amberjack at the Baltimore Boat Show several years ago. Even if you were to do a play on words with a racial insult, that won’t get registered, and will get banned before you even can think about it. – Sal R., Gloucester, MA, Pyro-Sea: As a retired Newark Fire Captain I figured combining two words. I always though 'Billy Goats Gruff' would be good trimaran name. Common biiches!! I laughed my ass off when I read that. Kind of stupid but better than "Wind Dancer" or "Wave Dancer. It’s very similar to the United States, if not exactly the same. Saw a powerboat named "Miss Muffet" with a tender "Tuffet". The late (and still terribly missed) Al Henning had a Beneteau 1 ton name of "Poltergeist." Wow gouv you got some free time there? My sailing friends named it "Lickety Split". – Daniel R., Chicago, IL, Sowwanin II: Sowwanin means “wind of good fortune” in Wampanoag, the language of a Massachusetts Indian Tribe. ... No, really -- we were hoping you knew. 11 Hilarious Boat Names That Need To Be On Real Boats Right Now. Funny boat names for each type of boater, “The coolest stuff to have on board in 2020”. Was 199661 the last Laser ever to be built whose number will appear the same while turtled?? Some of my recent boats have been called: Saw one near Detroit a year or two ago called 'liquor box'. Generally, if the trend holds you make money and if things change, you can be massively, royally screwed. I sailed with Rex-y on Holy Guacamole against them; later on a Schock or two as well.